It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Enjoy the penises
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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