Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Randomize
