if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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