Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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