You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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