Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.

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(315): View more from New York

well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her

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(503): View more from Oregon

I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.

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(602): View more from Arizona

At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"

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(631): View more from New York

Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner

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(705): View more from Ontario

The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.

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(804): View more from Virginia

You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.

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