If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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