Will you blow on my dice?
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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