Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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