pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
