I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
