Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You don't make any sense
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