Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
do herpes really smell.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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