matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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