do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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