You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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