we're blogging at a bar
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
