ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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