Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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