I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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