I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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