Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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