i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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