Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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