I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Please don't give away my fajitas
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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