Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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