We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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