Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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