I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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