i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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