hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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