um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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