i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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