I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Houston, we have a squirter
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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