it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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