went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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