i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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