How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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