i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this will be a night to untag.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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