Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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