im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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