Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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