I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.