loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.