I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
two words...techno handjob
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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