no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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