David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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