yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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