Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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