I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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