i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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