My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
