do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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