I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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