your thong is hanging out like whoa
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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