2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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