I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My balls are so social today.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
