I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm really busy with my period
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