you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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