The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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